Bearded Dragons eat live food. I think that is SO gross!! Here I’m always telling the boys that they can’t bring the bugs they catch in the house but yet, I’m buying live bugs to feed to Millie. Well, on such a trip, we bought 50 live crickets for Millie. We took our cricket cage and had them ‘filler up‘.
Since we were so close to Grandma’s we HAD to meet for lunch. (They boys and Grandma would never pass up a chance for a visit.) We had a nice, quick lunch, then we went back to the car. When I opened the door to put Walker in his car seat a cricket jumped out at us. I froze thinking,” Not good, those buggers are in a cage!!” But, maybe just one got out. Then I hear Brandon, “Mom there’s a cricket on the seat.” OH NO!!!!!!!!!
Now, remember, we BOUGHT 50 crickets. I picked up the cage to see only about 10 left in there!!!!!
Let’s paint the picture. We went to town today. I decided to dress up a little. My hair looked nice; my cloths matched and didn’t have any stains from the kids, yet. I had on some cute sandals and even wore perfume. Oh, and I wore white pants. (Now, the boys were dressed nice too but who cares at this point.) It’s very hot outside. The parking lot is packed because it’s lunchtime. The drive way was right behind our car because of the design on the place.
We now see that the crickets are everywhere! For some reason they really liked being on the driver side. They were all around the gas and brake pedals. Brandon says,” Let’s get Millie out and let her start eating them.” In theory, that sounded good so we gave it a try.
The new picture: I now look like a MAD WOMAN!! My hair is either stuck to the side of my face with sweat or just sticking straight up. My voice, while trying to remain calm, is starting to get shrill. Walker could care less about the crickets and is bored. He keeps wondering behind the car, which is sending me over the edge because of all of the people driving by who could care less about the panicky mom! Brandon is having a great time showing Millie all the crickets she can eat. The thing is, there are over 30 roaming around and she’s only eaten about 5!!!!!
Ok, I’ve GOT to calm down!! We’ve been in this parking lot over 30 minuets now. I put Walker in his seat and sweep out any crickets that are next to him. I tell Brandon to put Millie up and just sweep out the crickets. We have to get out of this parking lot. The area of town we are in isn’t that great and we’ve made ourselves a perfect target for carjackers and thieves. (This was going through my head the whole time!)
Now, I have to drive this car, which is still full of crickets, 20 minuets back to Grandma’s house. The worst part of all this is that I have a BIG problem with things touching my toes!! It is pure torture for something to brush or CRAWL across my feet. I had on sandals!
Half way to the house the car starts chirping! Then it happened, a cricket crawled across my toes!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to say, I handled it pretty well. I did scream, but I didn’t not swerve the car. I kept thinking about my kids in the back. I told my self screaming was ok but don’t dare wreck over crickets!! The boys thought it was pretty funny.
As soon as we pulled into the driveway, we got out and opened all the doors thinking they might jump out. It was about 90 that day and apparently, the crickets were quit content to wonder through the car and trunk. They were just a singing. Brandon gets Millie out again and tries to get her to eat more of the crickets. However, it didn’t work. She had had enough of the chaos.
By this time, I have had enough! The car is still chirping and there is no way I’m getting back in there! I was suppose to go to a nice Ladies Night Out get together but now ……oh well!